PLEASE call child services!!!Show Video Details ↓ ShayCarl: Here we go. No, no put them on. Oh jeez. Kids. I love them. I love them so much. I love them. Boy: Will it ruin the trampoline? ShayCarl: It won't ruin the trampoline. Look, you already took a sword to the trampoline. Look at all those holes. Didn't you think that would ruin the trampoline? Yeah? [laughs] OK. Hey guys. It's day 8. This is just great. I'm having a blast. I'm a single dad now. I am a single father. My wife left me this weekend. No, not forever, just until tomorrow night. She went out with my mom and my sister and my grandma. They're having a ladies weekend and they're going to... I don't know what they're doing. The big city. They're going to some woman's conference and I'm stuck here with the kids and I love my kids. I do. But when I have to be with them all day my patience is a little thin. So, I'm going to show you guys a little game I like to play with the trampoline. And you may think I'm a bad parent. I don't care. I'm bored. I'm not a bad parent? Tell them what a good dad I am. Boy: You're a good dad. ShayCarl: OK let's see what you think about... Let's see if you agree after we're done playing this little game we're about to play. Here we go. OK you guys go grab onto the edge of the trampoline. Boy: Your friend is a chunky monkey. ShayCarl: OK come grab right here. Come grab right here. You'd better grab right here or you're going to slide down. Come grab right here. Hurry. Here we go. Ready? Grab on right here. OK here we go. The ride of your lifetime. [noise] … 1, 2, 3. [noise] [laughter] Want to do it again? Boy: No. ShayCarl: Ready? Boy: No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Don't do that anymore or I will call the police. ShayCarl: You'll call the police? [laughter] Boy: I don't want you to do that. ShayCarl: OK I'm going to do it again, you'd better call the cops. Boy: No, no, no. [noise] ShayCarl: OK we won't do it anymore. So these are just some of the things that we're doing this weekend. Are you guys excited? Boy: No. ShayCarl: Are you excited? [laughs] Boy: To do what? ShayCarl: Well we'll see what else we'll do. Anyways, so I'm here. I've got my kids. Hopefully they'll still be around by the time my wife gets back. Look. There's my motorcycle. Do you guys like it? I love this bike. Girl: My dress is wet. ShayCarl: Oh no. It's all wet. What will we do? Come here. Let's go inside. We'll go get it dry. Let's see you jump off the trampoline. Can you jump? Here I'll grab you. Come on. 1, 2, 3 jump. Jump, jump. Weeee. Good job. Can you jump off? Boy: I can't. ShayCarl: Let's see you jump. Let's see you jump off the tramp. Boy: Take my boots off. ShayCarl: Oh OK. Can you film me while I do a trick? Let's see if my son can film me. OK you hold this and I'm going to do a trick on the trampoline. Can you see through here? You have to watch me through there. Scoot back a little bit. OK can you see through there? Here I go. You're going to have to learn to be a cameraman. Boy: A cameraman. ShayCarl: I am going to rip a hole in this trampoline. OK are you ready? Can you see me? Boy: Yeah. ShayCarl: I'm going to do a backflip ready? Boy: Yeah. ShayCarl: Here we go. 1, 2, 3. [noise] [laughter] Now I'm going to jump off the trampoline and I'm going to tackle you. Ready? Boy: No. ShayCarl: Here we go. [laughter] |