Vodka + Glasses = ...Show Video Details ↓ Woman: Hello Alex, I'm currently in your house. This is exciting. You just went out to get some corned beef. I don't know how long you'll be but I miss you already. One of the facts that you shared yesterday in your video was that vodka is good for cleaning glasses lenses. You have vodka, I have glasses. I sense an experiment coming on. Boy that sounded feminine. To the kitchen. I tried the first vodka I came across which was Smirnoff. Barely counts as a vodka. Drink responsibly. There's nothing on there about glasses care. Soon find out. It's been dampened. This'll make for a good few inches of me stroking my glasses, not in an erotic way. Moment of truth. Oh my god. I don't think my vision's ever actually been this good. How smudged were my glasses before this? Everything is so clear. Oh my god. [silence] I can see. Alex you've just got back home and you're currently in the kitchen making me a cup of tea and you got me a lovely sandwich. What a nice, lovely, lovely man. I'll need to leave here soon to go to university. I've got even more essays to do. It's the worst part where you just have to go to a library and just sit there and just collect quotes you've got to put in and get a good bibliography done. It's the most tedious bit. I was thinking about uni earlier and was wondering just what it was I wanted to get out of it because I know you know exactly, well you don't know exactly what you want to do, but you've got a pretty good idea of what you want to achieve out of life which I think is brilliant, whereas I'm... Well I have no idea what I want to do with my life, if I'm perfectly honest. I'll just enjoy the subject that I'm studying at Uni and the degree's just like the icing on the cake. I'll be happy to go there and just study. I know you're a very, very driven person and I think I'll need your help with career advice and things because I don't know what to do. My challenge for you, Alex, is actually related to my university course because it's something I've had to study for it many a time and I would now like to pass on the proverbial torch to you. This has to be done by next Wednesday. I want you to read Oedipus Rex, the play by Sophocles. I know you did psychology so I'm sure you know what the Oedipus complex is. So if you read the play that will just give you the background as to where the namesake came from. Fun fact for today is that I've changed Fridays and now they are officially called Frack. Frack won fair and square through the democratic process. Alex wins again. His votes win so, you know, he's going to brag about that now for days and I hope you're happy. I just found out that the man behind the mon got featured. I can't believe people took that video seriously. I know it was a very, very small minority, but a few people just said that your ego is getting too large, just on the basis of you making that video. That was clearly a piss take people. I know he said that in the last video but I really just needed to reinforce it. Alex isn't... He has got a big head, I'll be honest, both literally and metaphorically. But he's not a pretentious, arrogant twat. He really isn't. I just wanted to put that out there. I'll get to hear Alex brag. He's been featured. He's just won the Friday thing. Never going to hear the end of it. A few people pointed out that Friday's really amazing coordinated activity doesn't actually shorten to Frack at all. If anything that would shorten to Fracka. Anyway, it won. Triday will be forever forgotten. [silence] Bye, love you. [silence] |