Spam!Show Video Details ↓ Man: Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. Spam. I'm a spammer. I send emails to random addresses in random order and a lot of times they're filled with total gibberish. Sometimes I put images that you can't see in the emails and when you click on them, they take you to special websites that I've setup that can see right into your account. I steal your password, I steal your social security number, I break into your bank account and I buy a lot of meth for my parents. That's what I do. I'm a spammer. Welcome to my spam [inaudible]. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. At MySpace I'm really big. I've got a ton of friends. I'm friends with Debby, Candy, Destiny, Frenchy, Sweety, Booboo, Tain, Spoony. I'm friends with a lot of girls. You probably know a really good friend of mine. Her name is ThisProfileNoLongerExists. She is so hot. I've got a lot of friends named ThisProfileNoLongerExists. Pop-up window, pop-up window, pop-up window, spam. Pop-up window, pop-up window, spam. Look, I might not be popular here in the States, but you know where I'm huge? Nigeria. I was just talking to my good friend, Umar Oobalatu, the Nigerian petroleum resources minister. I have a lot of really good friends in high positions in Nigeria. And all those people, they want to meet you. Aw you're just mad cause I'm spamming on you. You're just mad cause I'm spamming on you. It gets lonely being a spammer. Don't look at me like that. Don't look at me like that unless you've got an email account. Hey, did you get my email? Do you want to be MySpace friends with me? Oh hey, remember when I wrote you that email about all the Viagra that I have that I can sell to you at 90 percent less than the market value? That Viagra is awesome. I just tried some. Yeah, I know what you're thinking right now. And the answer is yes. I have had my penis enlarged. It was 10 inches, but I couldn't settle for anything less than 14. When I spam people, I usually have a boner that's enhanced by Viagra. I type spams with my penis. If you used as much Viagra as I did, you would be able to type emails with your penis as well. Pop-up window, [inaudible] busting spam. Pop-up window, [inaudible] busting spam. Pop-up window, [inaudible] busting spam. [laughs] Why call it spam? Why not call it veal? Hey. Calling spam immoral is like calling murder immoral. Sometimes I'll just sit here all day just eating peanut butter and sending spams to people. It's not a great life, in fact it's a horrible life. I think what I like most about spam is the loneliness, you know? I tried to kill myself. [laughs] Spam. Spam. You know what people on YouTube really like? A little luck. And what gets you luck faster than anything? A chain letter. That's why I think most people start a YouTube account, chain letters. I saw these great videos on YouTube. They were like super popular so what I did was I started commenting with these chain letters that I heard about. I'm pretty fantastic. Don't judge me. This is a free style rap on spam. Are you ready for this? Because this will really show you where my heart's at. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. This profile no longer exists so don't even resist, just insist. When I get next to you, you won't miss cause I got a spam and yo it's like a kiss cause it's soft and wet and it's a bet that if you're going to email me back I won't forget to like steal your account and your identity. I can't believe it happened to, yo, it's for free, cause I free style the endless kind of spam, my spam is gibberish, but yo, god damn, I can't believe it happened, ya. I was rapping. I used to be a spammer and I started slapping all those other spammers who said they were the spammest. Well yo, I'm the spammest and that's right it's spam. |