Full Tilt Poker (Sucks)Show Video Details ↓ Man 1: Hey, how you doing? Today, I lost a lot of money. It's bullshit. Total bullshit. It's Full Tilt Poker. Let's see, alright, I deposited $50, that's it, just $50. I ran it up, I won a lot of satellites, I was in event 8 today at [inaudible] and event 9 at the [inaudible], then I had 500 left on the side. But guess what happened? Every fucking time I lose, it's a bad beat. Either it's, I have kings and he calls me with ace 9, and it comes 2, 3 fucking 4, 5. How? Every fucking time? Every time? Or aces versus ace 6, and he rivers a fucking spade for a flush. How does he call that? Do these people know how to play? Like seriously, I don't think half of the people in the world know how to play. There's another thing, Full Tilt Poker is totally rigged, it's a fucking joke. Me and my buddies play on there every day. There is no fucking way how we could lose every time to a bad beat. We all play, we are all good poker players. We play good, we call the hands out every time, but it comes down to a fucking bad beat, every fucking time. I don't know how many times ace king could lose to ace jack in a row, and odds are a fucking joke, there is no, Full Tilt... It's just a plain fucking joke, I don't know... It's a fucking joke. Well anyway, my name on there is whatthefuck. I'll be back to play again and fucking Full Tilt sucks. Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. It's all bullshit and rigged and most of the people on there are probably fucking bots, to be honest with you, because no people make those fucking calls half the time. Cause usually they are wrong and they hit miracles every fucking time. It's a fucking joke. So Full Tilt, fuck you. And everybody, have a nice day. And if you see me on there playing, just watch me. Cause the bad beats are coming. You can just sit there and laugh cause I do it every fucking day. Have a good day and i'm out. |