A Bond Without Gadgets?!

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Man: The movie, the James Bond Movie, opens on Friday. And they're saying that it doesn't have any gadgets in it. There's no gadgets in the... I am very concerned about this. [laughter] No gadgets in a James Bond movie? That's like must love dogs with no dogs, it doesn't make any sense. [laughter]

Now don't get me wrong. I'm... I'm not, I'm a... This new James Bond I'm not... I'm getting behind this fellow. I'm not one of... hang on. No I [laughter] No I... I'm not one of these people who's going to bash the new James Bond just because of his hair color. You know gentleman prefer blonds I say. [laughter] Not necessarily blond gentlemen but whatever.

Anyways, it's the gadgets I want to talk about. The gadgets, the gadget scene in the James Bond movie is my favorite part in the movie. [laughter] Then you know, when Bond goes and gets his gadgets before he goes... What's it going to be like without them? Pay attention 007 this is a pen. [laughter] Yeah I see. Does it shoot deadly gas? Uh no. [laughter] But you could write an angry letter to your enemy. [laughter] No. [laughter]

I like the gadgets in the Bond... I want gadgets in the Bond film. I'm very concerned. [laughter] I like gadgets in the films but I'm not a very gadgety man in my life. I don't have gadgets... I don't even have a microwave in my house. I'm not kidding. I don't, I won't have them. I didn't even get rid of it. I just never had one. Don't like them.

The oven is fast enough for me, thank you. [laughter] These people say you need a microwave to cook quickly. I don't think food should cook that quickly. I think that's witchcraft. There's something wrong with that. [laughter] You know... [noise] ding it's ready. That's not right. That's not right. I've been love to say... You I... I don't want to make when people say. Hey you can do a baked potato in three minutes. I can get through life without a three minute baked potato alright? [laughter] I can plan ahead an hour in my own life. [laughter] No I need a potato right now. Three minutes that's all I've got. I need a baked potato. [laughter] [silence]
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