The Top 5 Party GadgetsShow Video Details ↓ [music] …Bauer: [music] Alright, it's time for another com dot puter dot tv top 5. This one is a kind of fun one you know? It's the season for parties right now and maybe you're looking for the gadgets that will make your party as awesome as possible. We sent our crack research team onto the web and we found them. Of course a crack research team being me and Harold over there. He's part of the research team as well. We found some of the gadgets that will absolutely make your party the talk of the town. These are going to make sure that you go down in party history simply by having 1 or 5 of these gadgets. And of course we'll start with number 5 now. If you're expecting to have a wild and incredibly popular party, I would say the most important thing to have is some good security, right? I mean you need to make sure things are secure and you need to make sure things are taken care of, because you don't need people getting out of control, you don't need people that weren't invited coming into your house so it's very, very important to have some good security and we found this on the tasar website. It's the tasar shock wave. And the tasar shock wave is actually an area denial system and this is going to give you the power to launch basically a horrible and deadly, or not deadly, a non-lethal hail of electricity through the air. This will actually fire an almost unlimited number of tasars at one time or in sequence. You can stack these things together and you can control them remotely. So if you have people at your door that you don't want there, push the button and it fires 50 tasars at them. Or, if your entire crowd starts getting out of control around your pool... And maybe it's just time to go home. Maybe it's 4:30 in the morning and these people are still drinking your beer. You simply would lug this thing out, set it up, push the button, it launches a hundred tasars out, drops everybody down. Guaranteed that party is over. Number 4 is going to be the porta-party. Now artist Nick Rodriguez came up with this and this is pretty incredible. It looks kind of like a cross between an iPod and a porta-potty and really all you do is step into the porta-party, you close the door and automatically inside the disco ball lights up, the light show starts. There's room for about 1, 2, maybe 3 people if you're not giant and fat and it also has an iPod dock so you can bring your iPod in there, launch your own party right there in the porta-party. So this one's good if you're planning for a small, intimate gathering. But if you're planning for a much larger gathering, this thing is going to absolutely make sure that no neighbor will ever be able to top you. Coming in at number 3 is a giant inflatable projector screen. Now these things can go all the way up to 32 feet. You can inflate this thing and project a 32 foot image on this thing so this will look really, really good in your back yard when you're throwing this giant, giant bash. Now of course they get as small as 6 feet but don't be a wuss. Seriously. Who needs a 6 foot inflatable TV? Don't be stupid. 32 feet is available and if you get this, guaranteed, your party is absolutely going down in history. Now, the number 2 gadget. Music is a very, very important thing at a party and in order to make sure the music is as thumping as possible, you need a really, really good subwoofer. And what we found was what is called the ultimate subwoofer, a subwoofer that makes other subwoofers look like little mini girls. It doesn't matter what kind of... You know that giant subwoofer your neighbor down the street has in his trunk and he drives up and down your street and he rattles your windows and annoys the hell out of you? This thing will make his car fall apart. It's called the Eminent Technology rotary subwoofer. Now take a look at this thing. A normal subwoofer is like... Really, really crazy subwoofers have the lowest frequency they can hit is about 20 hertz. Anything below that and it's being rolled off. You're not going to hear it. This thing can hit about 1 hertz. Now we're talking about vibrations that feel like maybe a jet engine that's right next to you or a nuclear explosion down the street. That's what this thing can do. Now of course if you want to get one of these it's going to cost you a few bucks and it's going to require some custom installation. The custom installation, the design, getting it all setup is going to run you about 25,000 dollars but worth every single penny if you can make that neighbor down the street's car fall apart, right? Exactly. And also, the number 1, here it is. The number 1 thing that's going to give you the most awesome party ever is the Gamerator. Now the Gamerator is a combination kegerator and video game machine and this thing is extraordinary. It has a built-in kegerator with refrigerator and space for all of your gas and everything needed to make that beautiful, gold bubbly substance come out of this thing but it also has a 26 inch screen, its got cup-holders, its got a trackball, its got joysticks and it comes loaded with 85 licensed arcade games like Mortal Kombat, Mortal Kombat 2 and tons of others, all kinds of really, really fun games so that even if you're one of those guys that feels like he likes to... You know that guy that likes to stand around the keg the whole time and pour everybody's beer for them? It's not going to happen now because he's going to be distracted playing video games and you can go ahead and get your own beer. So this is guaranteed to give you the greatest party of all time. It's the Gamerator game machine and keg. Of course it does have a 26 inch screen so it's also a really big screen on this thing so it's really, really cool. So let's recap here the top 5 things that are going to give you the most awesome party ever. Number 5, of course, the tasar shock wave. This is going to take care of all those miscreants and drunks when your party is over. Number 4 is the porta-party. If you want something a little bit smaller but still really, really cool, this thing is going to hook you up. Number 3, the giant, inflatable projector screen will ensure that people can watch whatever movie you're showing in your backyard from space. Number 2 the Eminent Technology rotary subwoofer will actually be able to, quite possibly, hit the infamous brown note, going as low as 1 hertz. It's going to literally make your house fall apart but it will be well worth it because you're going to have the lowest bass in the entire neighborhood. And number 1, the Gamerator, combination kegerator and game machine with a giant 26 inch screen. If you have any 1 of these things at your party, it's going to be awesome. If you have all 5, for god's sake please invite me. Those are the top 5 awesome party gadgets. The top 5 party gadgets to make your party awesome. There, that sounds better. [music] … … … … … … |