Candy: Job Interview - Comedy TimeShow Video Details ↓ Candy: Everybody loves candy. [music] [music] … Interviewer: So Candace. Candy: Oh call me Candy. Interviewer: Candy, right. Candy: Because everybody loves candy. Interviewer: Right. Listen, uh candy I was noticing here on your resume that you have a lot of night school and a lot of massage therapy classes. So why do you think you'd work out here? Candy: Um, I'm really good at like setting my mind on stuff. Interviewer: So would you say you're a self starter? Candy: What? Oh. Totally. Sometimes I don't even use an alarm clock in the morning. Like I'll just wake up and start the day. Interviewer: So what are your career goals, Candy? Candy: Well, I love animals. I love my dog, Rocko, he's my baby. He's a mini teacup schnauzer wawa doodle and he's my baby and he fits in my pocket. Other than that, my ultimate goal is to become a dental hygenious, and then my other ultimate goal is to become a model. I actually did some print work in the fall. If you bought a Halloween costume bag I was probably on it. Sexy witch. Interviewer: Well you certainly are a colorful personality. Candy: Oh no, I'm not racist at all. Interviewer: Yeah. Uh, so do you have any piercings or any tattoos cause you'd have to cover them up. Candy: Oh, I have like a really unique special one on my lower back, it's the Chinese character for, it's the Japanese... It's the Asian character for cutie pie and it's surrounded by um, barbed wire cause like I'm kind of tough and then there's dolphins around it because I really truly just believe in animals and then um there's yin yangs around it because sometimes life is just black and white like, like an Oreo or a dog. Interviewer: Right. You know you'd have to keep your hair up and out of your face so do you think you could do that with your hair? Candy: Oh yeah, actually I normally have in hair extensions but they're the good kind, they're the kind made from like children's hair or something. Interviewer: Great, Candace. Candy: Candy. Interviewer: Candy, right. Listen, Candy, you know, we're a team here at this company. We work together and there's a lot of synergy, go getters. I always ask this question of my interviewees. What is your greatest weakness? Candy: Um. I'm not really good at like reading. Wow. I didn't expect that one. I appreciate your honesty. Why don't we move on to the last question. I always ask this of my candidates... Candidates do you get it? You said my name in the word. Candy-dates. Interviewer: Why don't we just move on, Candy? You know this is a very important question I ask my candidates. What is your greatest strength. Candy: Um. Probably shopping. Interviewer: So how does that qualify you to be a programmer? Candy: Well I think I'd make a really good pre-game... Oh my god you said programming. I thought you said pre-gaming. I totally read the ad wrong. I told you I wasn't real good at reading. Oh wait. Thinking pre-game. [noise] Hold on a second. Amber, hey. OK. I'm actually already kind of buzzed so I'm just going to meet you at the bar. OK TTYL. Bye. Um thanks for your time though, like, I'll call you or something. Thank you. [music] … … … |