PMS SURVIVAL TIPSShow Video Details ↓ [noise] [music] …Man: [noise] Come on get it out, shoot. Scientist: My fellow man. How many times has this happened to you? Woman: Howard, have I gained weight? Man: What? No, not at all, honey. You're beautiful. But please, I'm watching the big game. Woman: Oh, sorry. [music] [noise] … … … Scientist: Yes men, we've all seen it. We all fear it. P.M.S. Prehistoric Monster Syndrome. Yes, P.M.S., a time when even a tiny lapse in home etiquette can be fatal. [noise] Do not become a statistic. These are the facts. For years we scientist have searched for a cure but success still eludes us. In the meantime we can arm ourselves with these helpful survival tips. Keep a calendar. A calendar is very important in knowing when the next cycle of transmogrification is likely to occur. Recognize key questions. Do you still love me? Am I still pretty? Why can't you be like Brad Pitt? Or any close variation. Be on guard. Sooth the beast within. Soothing the beast within remains a dangerous but many times successful solution. Now let's see these tips in action. Woman: Howard, have I gained weight? [music] … What are you doing? Man: Karen, would you like to take a hot bath while I massage your back? Woman: What? Why? Man: Because I love you and I am the luckiest man in the world. Woman: Howard, I love you. Scientist: Yes, another crisis narrowly averted thanks to science. So be alert and use this safety precautions at all times. They just might save your skin. And join us next time when we will examine double jeopardy P.M.S. in lesbian couples. [noise] |