Retarded Policeman #11: GILFShow Video Details ↓ [noise]Intro: He is a cop and he's learning impaired. He's the retarded policeman. That's me. [noise] Retarded Policeman: Step out of the vehicle sir. Grandma: I don't have a vehicle, this is my walker. Retarded Policeman: Then step out of your walker. Grandma: I can't, I'll fall down. Retarded Policeman: Why? Cause you're liquored up? Grandma: I'm not intoxicated. I have arthritis. Retarded Policeman: Then I have to give you a citation. Grandma: For what? Retarded Policeman: Driving without a car. And being old. Grandma: Haven't you got anything better to do then harass the elderly? Retarded Policeman: No, not really. Grandma: I'm going to report you. Retarded Policeman: To where? The crazy old ladies society? Grandma: What is your name? Retarded Policeman: First name Ima. Middle initial C. Last name Nahlady. Grandma: I'm a senile lady? Retarded Policeman: [laughs] … Grandma: You think that's funny? [laughs] Retarded Policeman: Yes.[laughs] Grandma: Well here is the kicker. [noise] Retarded Policeman: Oh, nuts... Grandma: You mess with me again and I'll hit you so hard, it'll kill your whole family. Pound. [silence] Retarded Policeman: Hey wait. You're pretty tough for an old broad. Grandma: And you're pretty smart for a retard. Retarded Policeman: How would you like to give me a massage sometime? Grandma: Thanks, but you're not my type. Retarded Policeman: Oh, you're a lesbo? Grandma: No, I only date black men. Retarded Policeman: Oh, OK then. Bye. Intro: [music][music][music][music][music][music][music] Retarded Policeman: Hello world, Josh "The Ponceman" Perry here. Mime: And I'm a mime. Retarded Policeman: Mimes don't talk, jerk off. A lot of people ask me if I get paid for this. Yes I do. But you can help me make more money by clicking the subscribe button. It's free. Come on. Daddy needs a new pair of shoes and a gold watch. And some hookers. Thanks for supporting retarded policeman. Bye. [music][music][music][music][music] [music] [silence] |