Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & StorageShow Video Details ↓ Jones: Why leave anything on your front lawn other than your porch on the side of the highway where you can store stuff my way, down here at Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Car Storage. Now I know you all got stuff at your house that you don't need no more, you don't want. You know you ain't going to use that printer, why keep it all the way at your house? Bring it down here to my house, you ain't the Dukes of Hazard, you ain't never going to use that ugly yellow luggage. You won't need all this crap. What you going to do with this, this is... In my yard, I don't care, I'll store this motorcyle in that van for you for $10.99 a month. You got old tires, they charge you $3 for that old tire. You could rent a truck, you could store a car, they don't care. Bring it on down here, you ain't got to put that old tire for $3, for less than that. Hell for you for the $3 they going to charge ya, I'll do it down here for $1.50 down here at Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage facility. Now friends, you may ask yourself how in the hell can he store this stuff for such a cheap price. Put this in a box, mark it for you, put it away, seal it. The fact of the matter is, I'm pretty drunk right now... And store it... [noise] And this is a drunk discount sale down here at Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Car facility. If you've got an elephant, I got space. Send me smoke signals, you got weed and I'll store anything you want. Go ahead and give me a call or find me on them Internets at www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com. That's jonesbiggasstruckrentalsandstorage.com. This is a bus, you know how big a bus is? [silence] |