The Simpsons - Free CableShow Video Details ↓ [music] [silence] [noise]Flanders: [noise] That is the most dishonest thing I've ever heard, I should box your ears you slickly pig. Cable Man: Easy Tiger. Flanders: Hey you easy! Now get off my property, off! Homer: Hey Flanders, who put that bug up your butt? Flanders: Oh. I wanted to subscribe to that new arts and craft channel. Well they send over this flimflam man to install it. You know what he did? He offered to hook me up illegally to every cable channel for only $50. Homer: Boy, what's this world coming to? Flanders: You know that's exactly what I... Homer: Gotta go. Hey stop! Cable man stop! [music] [noise] Cable Man: What do you want? Homer: I want free cable. [laughs] Homer: So this is OK isn't it? I mean everybody does it, right? Cable Man: What? Oh, if you are having second thoughts, just read this. Homer: So you've decided to steal cable? Myth: Cable piracy is wrong. Fact: Cable companies are big faceless corporations which makes it OK. [laughs] Speaker on TV: See the clown is a treasure that will last a lifetime. Homer: Cable, it's more wonderful than I dared hope. [silence] … … … … |