The Simpsons - Mapple StoreShow Video Details ↓ [music] …Lisa Simpson: Mom, dad our mall got a Mapple store. It's so sterile. MyPod's, MyPhone's, a brainiac bar. ComicBookGuy: My question is the following statement.. Operating System 4.2 has sloppier architecture than a Tijuana ant hill. Man: Did you get peanut butter in your Ethernet cord again? ComicBookGuy: No, I got mayonnaise in the CD drive. Homer Simpson: Hmmm. Salesman: I see you're admiring our MyCube. It's fueled by dreams and powered by imagination. Homer Simpson: What does it do? Salesman: You should ask yourself "What can I do for it?" Homer Simpson: OK, what can I do for you? Please I'm begging you.. Salesman: Sir, it's not even turned on yet. Homer Simpson: But it's glowing... Salesman: That light confirms that it's off. Lisa Simpson: I can't afford any of your products but can I buy some fake white ear buds so people will think I have a MyPod? Saleswoman: Sure... Those are called MyPhonies. Oh... And they cost $40. Lisa Simpson: Oh I'll never get a Mapple anyway. Krusty: I hate this MyPod. I can't watch movies on a screen this small and the music today... Don't get me started. I said don't get me started! [noise] Come on, isn't someone going to get me started? [noise] Well, let's go Tiny, maybe somebody at Old Navy will get me started. Here kid, you take it. Lisa Simpson: Thank you Krusty. Krusty: Don't thank me, thank the Jewish clown award's gift basket. Lisa Simpson: I'm a Mapple person. Salesman: We're all Mapple people. Lisa Simpson: Sorry. [silence] … … … … |